Anxiety Relief Mini Ritual Bag

ANXIETY RELIEF BAG

FOR WHEN THE WORLD IS GOING TO SH**, THERE’S TOO MANY PEOPLE AT THE PARTY, THAT F***ER AT WORK GETS THE PROMOTION YOU WORKED SO HARD FOR, SOME OTHER CIS WHITE DUDE IS EXPLAINING INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM TO YOU, THEY F***ED UP YOUR ORDER AT THE DRIVE THRU, & YOU’RE ONE BOTTLE OF WINE AWAY FROM BECOMING AN AGORAPHOBE.

Contains:
۞A raw chunk of Amethyst for calming that beast within. Hold it in your palm & pray to the Goddess you don’t have to punch a f***er out!
۞Pink Altar Candle for centering yourself in moments of utter panic or rage or an overdue wine-induced blow out. Try to focus on the flame while inhaling new air & breathing out that toxic energy. Eat some bread to soak up all that wine!
۞Aphrodisia Incense Blend for inducing a calming euphoria that’ll help you forget the world burning outside. Light the bottom of the instant light coal & when it sparks, place it in a fireproof bowl. Pour some of the incense onto the coal & let it burn, let it burn!
۞Mood Balancing Bath Ritual Soak for an emergency bullsh** cleanse & to “scrub” the anxiety away. Bye, bi***.
۞Mood Balancing Oil Blend for re-balancing your hormonal rage, inducing calmness, & helping to sleep away that day’s bulls***. Tomorrow is always a new day. You got this!

Comes in a black drawstring bag with a pentacle charm.